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WHO IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE?

  1. Bobolink

  2. Dirtyjedi

  3. Tallnfit

  4. StanleyOG

  5. Arquebeus

  6. JPT

  7. Distant Lover

  8. Submissivelyspeaking

  9. Strawberrycupcake

  10. Sanity is Relative

Multiple votes are allowed.
Results are only viewable after voting.
  1. deleted user 963741

    deleted user 963741 The Practical Outlaw Banned!

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    Who is the biggest Asshole?
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      How much vodka was you supping when you thought this was a good idea....?
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 31, 2019
    2. deleted user 963741
      Oh...just enough....haha. I am having some fun with it. The PMs have been great.
       
      deleted user 963741, Oct 31, 2019
      hard14U likes this.
    3. dirtyjedi
      If you ever make a biggest shit stirrer thread...
      Nominate yourself...twice
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 31, 2019
    4. deleted user 963741
      Haha...maybe you can create that one. I expect to win my own poll/thread mostly for creating it in the first place....lol
       
      deleted user 963741, Oct 31, 2019
      hard14U and dirtyjedi like this.
    5. dirtyjedi
      Fuck that shit... Theres only 4 people on the site who i cant stand....
      They ignore me, i ignore them its all gravy
      Theres just not enough jedi to spread around
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 31, 2019
    #1
  2. Thatsoundsgreat

    Thatsoundsgreat Sex Machine

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    Voted Dirty Jedi. Not because he's an asshole, but strikes me as a person who would wear the mantle proudly.
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Can i get a cowl instead... Its more sinister
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 31, 2019
    2. Thatsoundsgreat
      And it will be named the Cowl of Biggest Asshole.
       
      Thatsoundsgreat, Oct 31, 2019
      Cherrypop and dirtyjedi like this.
    3. dirtyjedi
      I clearly cant be the biggest asshole.....
      The whole of Matthew Hopkins army tried for days to scrape together a list of misdemeanors and failed...
      Im semi- evil..
      Quasi evil
      The diet coke of evil
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 31, 2019
      Deleted user 987 and Cherrypop like this.
    #2
  3. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Me ... People just don't know it yet, because no one has pushed the right button ;)
     
    #3
  4. Themis

    Themis Porn Star

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    Who gives a shit?
     
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    1. deleted user 963741
      People with proper bowel function.
       
      deleted user 963741, Oct 31, 2019
      Truthful 1 likes this.
    2. deleted user 963741
      We should have added your name to the list?
       
      deleted user 963741, Oct 31, 2019
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    3. TarlCabot666
      To Aid with Proper Bowel Movements
      [​IMG]
       
      TarlCabot666, Oct 31, 2019
    4. Lioness
      Eat prunes...
       
      Lioness, Oct 31, 2019
      deleted user 963741 likes this.
    #4
  5. HiMyNameIsBob

    HiMyNameIsBob Sex Machine

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    FB_IMG_1441034658985.jpg
     
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    #5
  6. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    This will end well
     
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    1. Pulsar66
      Relax, you aren't on the list.

      Just as surprisingly, neither am I!
       
      Pulsar66, Oct 31, 2019
      submissively speaking likes this.
    #6
  7. Thatsoundsgreat

    Thatsoundsgreat Sex Machine

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    Maybe we should add an empty here and have Clint talk to it's invisible asshole.
     
    #7
  8. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    Bugger me!!!!.......I didn't get a mention, I'll have to try harder... :D
     
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    #8
  9. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    What is this pussy ass shit?

    It's the fucking internet. This isn't real life, and very few people here are about real life shit.

    It's just embarrassing.

    To go from growing up around real men who speak with their actions or at least back up their words and take the consequences even as kids to this shit is just...



    There. I voted for myself. Not gonna do some passive aggressive teenage girl shit. I've made my feelings on certain people quite clear. Directly.
     
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    Last edited: Oct 31, 2019
    #9
  10. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Fuck you! I didn't make the cut! ;)
     
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    2. Truthful 1
      He said asshole Anon not dummy's Thats why you not listed . You askin just proves this . You not an asshole just uneducated
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 31, 2019
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    3. Sanity_is_Relative
      Sadly anaon is more educated than you are truthless.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Oct 31, 2019
    4. submissively speaking
      This list is definitely too short.
       
    5. Truthful 1
      I think its 10 names to long .
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 31, 2019
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    6. Truthful 1
      Were not allowed to have opinions if we do we are assholes . I don't think so . unless you fuck with my president then you're an asshole . Biggly
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 31, 2019
    #10
  11. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    This thread is going to be good
     
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    #11
  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I’ve voted bobolink for creating the damn thread in the first place
     
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    1. bigbird
      Oops changed my mind :)
       
      bigbird, Oct 31, 2019
      hannahsbigdaddy likes this.
    #12
  13. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    So far it's Bobolink and Baller16 for a tie.
     
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    2. user 326
      Hahaha literally the exact thing every sock says.

      Please.

      Also literally never never said I was baller but go ahead and tell another one. Fake ass all talk bitch.
       
      user 326, Oct 31, 2019
    3. Sanity_is_Relative
      I'll let the others prove you wrong again. Bye Bye loser.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Oct 31, 2019
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    4. user 326
      That's what I thought, wannabe Texan. Enjoy your sad night, guvna!
       
      user 326, Oct 31, 2019
    5. Ed Itor
      He can't be baller, he never invited you to meet up at his local park and then not show up. baller did that almost with everyone he got into it with.
      The reason baller left was because it was proven that you can track a person by their ips as a member did to him.
       
      Ed Itor, Oct 31, 2019
    6. Pulsar66
      While not wishing to get in to the argument of who is who and what...

      You've got to admit that an account theoretically opened in 2018 accusing one opened in 2015 of "Not being there" is really quite amusing!
       
      Pulsar66, Oct 31, 2019
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  14. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    I've been here a spell, and to this day, I have not yet been able to put my finger on any member being titled an asshole.
     
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    1. Valspar
      That's because you're more concerned with tonguing women's assholes.
      Lol!
       
      Valspar, Oct 31, 2019
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    2. ace's n 8's
      That's abso-fucking-lutely correct, I know where the priorities lie.

      *not_secure_link*www.ict-peces.eu/image/nude-girls-ass-tongue-gifs-2.gif
       
      ace's n 8's, Oct 31, 2019
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    #14
  15. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Well there weren’t many choices. Me, @submissivelyspeaking , and @StanleyOG were on the list but I didn’t see options for a true vote. I prefer to act like you don’t exist. I’d appreciate the same courtesy.
     
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    2. Sanity_is_Relative
      It took 5 of you redneck pussies to take me down tuthelss1. I am just about unkillable. And with a cupcake once in a green moon I can slay the devil.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Oct 31, 2019
    3. StanleyOG
      lul
       
      StanleyOG, Oct 31, 2019
    4. thinskin
      Nederlands or typo Stanley?

      ts
       
      thinskin, Oct 31, 2019
    5. Truthful 1
      Didn't know we took you down SIR . If I really got started it would only take me a few lines to put you in your place . Ive been very nice in my old age . carry-on coal fired electric scooter rider
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 31, 2019
    6. Valspar
      Now I want to change my username to Dead Slug.
       
      Valspar, Oct 31, 2019
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  16. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    I can’t imagine why you are on this list!
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Or my girl subby. It’s whatevs though.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 31, 2019
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  17. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Eh...one mans trash is another's treasure
     
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  18. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Thank you @ace's n 8's . Someone already started shit. Right?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 31, 2019
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  19. rgstein

    rgstein Porno Junky

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    only stanleyOG is vote free
     
    1. Ed Itor
      Did you hear what happened to Noah when he threatened GOD? He was asked "How long can you tread water?"
       
      Ed Itor, Oct 31, 2019
    2. Josef.K.
      That was the Xtian's God.
       
      Josef.K., Oct 31, 2019
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  20. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    I think the demagraphic is bad here.
    You have been sexist, surely we should have the same amount of women to vote for?
    You have been racist and not included the minority groups.
    Lastly, where the hell is Trump? He's in every other thread we have here.
     
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    1. Sanity_is_Relative
      I am the lone minority as far as we can tell. Hispanic, bisexual, and not an idiot.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Oct 31, 2019
    2. Truthful 1
      You win as most mix up , individual . And Racist SIR
       
      Truthful 1, Oct 31, 2019
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